Once upon a time in the peaceful village of Thiruvarur, the people were shocked to wake up and find their sacred temple statue, gold, and diamonds missing! The news spread fast—the British King himself had ordered his troops to steal them! He wanted to decorate his palace’s toilet with the sacred statue and melt the gold to make a golden tea kettle.
First Stop: Pakistan – A Strange Friendship
Chandru first traveled to Pakistan, where he met a wild man named Naveen Abdula, who was known for his love of trouble and explosives. They became best friends after drinking 50 cups of chai and arguing about cricket. Naveen, being a generous friend, gave Chandru some interesting supplies:
- A submarine (perfect for sneaky travel)
- Bombs (because, why not?)
- Condoms and sex toys (for reasons unknown, but Naveen insisted they might be useful)
Second Stop: South Africa – Love and Danger in the Kuthi Tribe
Chandru reached South Africa, where he found a wild jungle tribe called the Kuthis, ruled by a mighty chief, Ragul. Chandru was welcomed as a guest, but soon things took a turn.
Chandru fell madly in love with Pundalu, Ragul’s only daughter. She was beautiful, fierce, and had the strength of ten elephants. But when Ragul found out, he was furious. "No outsider will marry my daughter!" he roared and planned to sacrifice Chandru to the jungle lions.
But Chandru was too smart! He quickly contacted his best friend Naveen Abdula, who air-dropped a bomb from Pakistan (express delivery). With a dramatic explosion, the entire Kuthi palace shook, and Ragul went flying like a rocket into the sky! Chandru and Pundalu escaped in style, riding an elephant to the nearest ship.
Final Destination: The British Kingdom – The Battle of 10,000 Soldiers
After a long journey, Chandru and Pundalu finally reached London. The British had never seen such fierce warriors before. The King sent 10,000 soldiers to stop them, but Chandru was READY.
- Chandru fought using a sacred coconut (it exploded on impact)
- Pundalu smashed soldiers with her jungle strength
- They used Naveen’s bombs for a grand fireworks show
After hours of battle, Chandru stood victorious, holding the sacred Thiruvarur temple statue in one hand and gold in the other! The British King begged for mercy, and Chandru left with a royal tea set as a trophy.
The Glorious Return and a Spicy First Night
Back in Thiruvarur, the people cheered and danced in celebration. Chandru and Pundalu got married in a grand ceremony, and the entire village feasted for three days straight.
Their first night, however, was unexpected. Due to urgent train travel, the romantic first night (6 PM to 9 PM) happened on a moving train. The train shook, the moon shined, and railway guards covered their eyes in horror.
Nine months later, a strong baby boy was born. His name? Sunniyandi, the warrior prince of Thiruvarur!
And so, the legend of Chandru, the temple rescuer, lived on forever!